A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
(via bi-bobcat)
uhhhhhhhh hi call me mo i like some things occasionally
Anonymous asked: why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.
I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!
(Source: gahdamnpunk, via justmenoworries)
the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”
im the cashier
(via xsexysexyreinhardtx)
endless list of us users had to deal with not because of bad coding, but simply because dear lord this site is indeed full of weirdos:
- do you like the color of the sky
- imagine how is touch the sky
- mishapocalypse
- imagine a bowl of mnms. 10% of them are poisoned
- i like your shoelashes
- cole sprouse’s social experiment
- dante basco liveblogging homestuck
- the shoplifting fandom
- related, that one time someone shoplifted a cat
- the woody roundup
- dashcon
- and then the whole bus clapped
- related, oppa homeless style
- that user who pretended to be the writer of “my immortal”
- the onceler fandom
- that one human!undertale fanart, you know the one
feel free to add
- tumblr user pizza appearing in every post where pizza was mentioned
- sonic for real justice
- superwholock
- fandomstuck
- rise of the brave tangled dragon
- [x] fandom grab your [y]
- that one post where people wear fedoras
- tricking your parents into thinking you’re reading when you’re really just on your phone
(via oglostboy)
why are people talking about overwatch again
you cant fool me. trying to make me learn shit
(via carrotdiscs)
So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments
(via scarlettaagni)